Mulla Nasruddin Short Jokes Collection - Part 6

1. "Doctor," a woman said as she rushed into Mulla Nasrudin's house, "I want you to tell me
frankly, exactly what is wrong with me." Nasrudin looked her over from head to foot, then said,
"Madam, I have three things to tell you.

First, you are about fifty pounds overweight, Second, your looks would be improved if you took off several layers of rouge and lipstick. AND THIRD, I
AM NOT THE DOCTOR. THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE IS ACROSS THE STREET."



2. Mulla Nasrudin had been fishing all afternoon. A man, who had just walked up, asked him,
"How many have you caught today, Mulla?"

"Well," said Nasrudin, "IF I CATCH THIS ONE THAT'S NIBBLING, AND THEN TWO MORE, I WILL HAVE THREE."



3. Mulla Nasrudin went to see his lawyer about a divorce. "What grounds do you think you have
for a divorce?" the lawyer asked. "It's my wife's manners," said the Mulla. "She has such bad
table manners that she is disgracing the whole family."

"That's bad," the lawyer said. "How long have you been married?" "Nine years," said the Mulla.

"If you have been able to put up with her table manners for nine years, I can't understand why you want a divorce now," the lawyer said.
"WELL," said Nasrudin, "I DIDN'T KNOW IT BEFORE. I JUST BOUGHT A BOOK OF ETIQUETTE THIS MORNING."


4. "Insurance is the greatest thing in the world," the eager insurance salesman said to his
prospect, Mulla Nasrudin. "Why, I carry a $75,000 policy on my own life, payable to my wife."
"IN THAT CASE," said Nasrudin, "WHAT EXCUSE DO YOU HAVE FOR LIVING?"



5. Mulla Nasrudin was telling his wife about a dream he had experienced the night before. "It was
terrible," he said. "I was at a birthday party at Joe's house. His mother had baked a chocolate
cake three feet high, and when she cut it everybody was given a piece that was so large that it
hung over the sides of the plate.

Then she dipped up some homemade ice cream. She had so much of it that she had to give each one of us our share in a soup bowl." "What was so terrible about that dream?" asked his wife. "OH," said Nasrudin, "I WOKE UP BEFORE I COULD GET THE
FIRST TASTE."


6. It had been a real big night at the tavern. Mulla Nasrudin had to be carried back to his shack by
his friends. When he woke up the next day, he was started to see a huge ape sitting on the foot
of his bunk. He carefully reached for his 45. He took careful aim and said, "IF YOU ARE A REAL
MONKEY, YOU ARE IN A BAD FIX. BUT IF YOU ARE NOT, THEN I AM."



7. Mulla Nasrudin said to his wife, "My dear, this article says women need more sleep than men."
"Is that right? " she said . "YES, DEAR," said the Mulla, "SO MAYBE YOU'D BETTER NOT WAIT
UP FOR ME TONIGHT."



8. Mulla Nasrudin called on a psychiatrist and told him that he had problems and needed help. "I
want to talk to you," said the Mulla, "because my ethics have not been what they should be and
my conscience is bothering me." "I understand," the psychiatrist said, "and you want me to
help you build up a stronger will power, is that it?" "NO," said Nasrudin, "THAT'S NOT IT. I
WANT YOU TO TRY TO WEAKEN MY CONSCIENCE."


9. Mulla Nasrudin had lost out in the last election and was feeling sorry for himself. "I was a
victim," he said, "nothing but a victim." "A victim?, asked a friend. "A victim of what?" "A
VICTIM OF ACCURATE COUNTING," said Nasrudin.


10. A young playwright gave a special invitation to Mulla Nasrudin to watch his new play. The Mulla
came to the play, but slept through the entire performance.

The young playwright was indignant and said, "How could you sleep when you knew how much I wanted your opinion?"
"YOUNG MAN," said Nasrudin, "SLEEP IS AN OPINION."


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