Mulla Nasruddin Short Jokes Collection - Part 9

1. Mulla Nasrudin's wife played bridge wisely and according to the rules. Mulla Nasrudin boasted of
knowing no rules. However, one evening, he bid and made a grand slam, doubled and
redoubled. Excitedly he said to his wife, "See, you thought I couldn't do it!" "WELL, DARLING,"
said his wife, "YOU COULDN'T HAVE, IF YOU'D PLAYED IT CORRECTLY."


2. A man and wife checked in at a resort hotel. After cleaning up, the lady forgot to turn off the
faucets in the bathroom. Half an hour later, Mulla Nasrudin, the guest in the room directly
under them, opened his window, stuck out his head and called upstairs to attract their
attention. "Hey, you up there!" shouted the Mulla.

The man upstairs opened his window and stuck out his head. "What's the matter?" he asked. "Turn off those faucets in your bathroom!"
demanded Nasrudin. "It's pouring down here. What's the matter with you? You must be a
dope." He ended his tirade with a wild outburst of profanity.

"Wait a minute," said the man upstairs. "S your cursing. I have got a lady up here." "WHAT DO YOU THINK I HAVE GOT
DOWN HERE," yelled Nasrudin, "A DUCK?"


3. Mulla Nasrudin sped the doctor on the street one summer day. "You remember when you
cured my rheumatism ten years ago, Doctor," asked the Mulla, "and told me not to get wet?"
"Y-e-s, Yes, I remember," said the doctor. "WELL, I JUST WONDERED IF YOU THINK IT'S SAFE
FOR ME TO TAKE A BATH YET," said Nasrudin.



4. The clerk was waiting on a customer, Mulla Nasrudin, at the meat counter, when a woman
pushed herself ahead of the Mulla and said, "Give me a pound Or cat food, quick, I am in a
hurry." Then she turned to the Mulla and said, I hope you don't mind my being waited on ahead
of you." "NOT IF YOU ARE THAT HUNGRY," said Nasrudin sweetly.



5. The parents-teachers association meeting was becoming rather spirited as the question
of male versus female teachers was being discussed. "I say that women make the best
teachers," said one large and noisy woman. "Where would man be if it were not for women?"
"IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN EATING WATERMELON AND TAKING IT EASY," shouted Mulla
Nasrudin from the back.


6. Mulla Nasrudin said to a man sitting next to him in a bar, "one drink always makes me drunk."
"Really?" asked the stranger, "only one?" "YES," said the Mulla. "AND IT'S USUALLY THE
SIXTH."


7. Mulla Nasrudin had just bought a dog and was bragging about his good points to a friend. "He
is not what you would call a pedigree dog," said the Mulla, "but no prowler could come near the
house without him letting us know about it."

"What does he do?" asked the friend. "Bark and arouse the neighbourhood?" "NO," said Nasrudin proudly,"HE CRAWLS UNDER THE BED."


8. Mulla Nasrudin was weeping and complaining in a bar. "I don't have anything to worry about,"
he said. "My wife takes care of my money. My mother-in-law tends to my business. ALL I HAVE
TO DO IS WORK."


9. A friend gave a bottle of cheap liquor to Mulla Nasrudin as a birthday present. Later he asked
the Mulla how it was. "It was just exactly right," said the Mulla. "What do you mean just right?"
asked the friend. "WELL," said Nasrudin, "IF IT HAD BEEN ANY BETTER YOU WOULDN'T HAVE
GIVEN IT TO ME, IF IT HAD BEEN ANY WORSE, I COULDN'T HAVE DRUNK IT."


10. Mulla Nasrudin was bragging to his friend about his family. "When I go home at night," he said,
"everything is ready for me, my slippers, my pipe, the easy chair in the corner with the light
turned on, my book open at the same place I left it the night before -- and always plenty of hot
water."

"I get all that stuff about the slippers and easy chair and book and the pipe," his friend
said, "but what about the hot water, Mulla?" "WELL," replied Nasrudin, "MY FAMILY LOVES ME.
YOU DON'T THINK THEY ARE GOING TO MAKE ME WASH DISHES IN COLD WATER, DO YOU?"

More Mulla Nasruddin Jokes
More Bollywood Jokes
More Indian Jokes