Mulla Nasruddin Short Jokes Collection - Part 11

1. Mulla Nasrudin and his wife were talking about a neighbour. "I have never heard a man talk so
fast in all my life," said the wife. "THAT ' S NOT SURPRISING, " said Nasrudin. "HIS FATHER
WAS A POLITICIAN AND HIS MOTHER WAS A WOMAN. "


2. The doctor was giving some bad news to Mulla Nasrudin about his wife. "This is a serious case,"
the doctor said. "I hate to tell you, but your wife's mind is gone, completely gone."

"WELL, I AM NOT SURPRISED," said Nasrudin. "SHE HAS BEEN GIVING ME A LITTLE PIECE OF IT EVERYDAY
FOR FIFTEEN YEARS."


3. Invited to a party for a drink with his friends following the lodge meeting, Mulla Nasrudin said he
had to hurry home. "I can't s," he said, "I have got to go home and explain to my wife."
"Explain what?" one of his friends asked. "I DON'T KNOW," said Nasrudin, "I AM NOT HOME
YET."


4. Mulla Nasrudin fainted on the street and a crowd quickly gathered. "Give him air!" shouted a
man. "Clear the way. Hurry up someone, get him a drink!" Nasrudin's eyes fluttered open and
he gasped, "PLEASE, MAKE IT A DOUBLE MARTINI."



5. Mulla Nasrudin was talking with his neighbour over the back fence. "Was not that something,"
said the neighbour, "the way Lucy's stove exploded last night? The explosion blew her and her
husband right out of the front door into the street! " "YES, " said the Mulla. "THAT'S THE FIRST
TIME THEY HAVE GONE OUT TOGETHER IN THIRTY YEARS."


6. Mulla Nasrudin and one of his friends were walking past the high board fence that surrounded a
nudist colony. Nasrudin spotted a knothole and peeked in. "Hey," he shouted to his companion,
"there's a lot of people in there." "Men or women?" asked the friend. "I CAN'T TELL," said
Nasrudin. "THEY DON'T HAVE ANY CLOTHES ON."



7. Mulla Nasrudin's wife was sitting down to breakfast one morning when she read an
announcement of her own death in the newspaper. She quickly called Mulla Nasrudin who was
outside the town and said: "Have you read the morning paper, Mulla? And, did you see the
announcement of my death?" "YES," said Nasrudin. "WHERE ARE YOU CALLING FROM?"


8. Mulla Nasrudin had been to the state legislature. After he had spent thirty days with his fellow
legislators at the state capital, he came home for a weekend. In telling his wife about it, he
said: "I HAVE DISCOVERED ONE THING -- IT'S THE FIRST INSANE ASYLUM I HAVE EVER SEEN
THAT'S RUN BY THE INMATES."


9. Mulla Nasrudin was milking a cow, when suddenly a bull tore across the meadow toward him.
The Mulla didn't move, but kept on milking. Several men, who were watching from the next
field, were surprised when the bull sped dead within a few yards of the Mulla.

He then turned around and walked away. "Were you not afraid, Mulla?" asked the men. "OF COURSE
NOT," replied Nasrudin. "THIS COW IS HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW."



10. Mulla Nasrudin was watching the youngsters put on their horse show. He said to a bystander,
"It's terrible the way they dress today. Just look at that young boy with the cigarette, sloppy
haircut, and tight breeches."

"That is not a boy," said the other. "It's a girl and she's my daughter." "Oh, excuse me, Sir," said the Mulla. "I meant no offence. I didn't know you were her father." "I AM NOT," said the other. "I AM HER MOTHER."

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