One day, a Russian, an English, and  an Indian were arrested in Indonesia. The king said he will grant each of them a wish.

The Russian asked that the first person in space be Russian and it happened: Yuri Gagarin.

The English person wished that his country rule more than half of the world, and it happened: British Empire.

The Indonesian king said he felt pity on Indians so he would give him two wishes.

The Indian asked he get 400 whips. The king was surprised and asked if the Indian was sure. He said yes. The Indian told the king to wait and listen to his second wish first. "When I am whipped, I want the English person to be tied to my back."


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