Mallika Sherawat Jokes Collection 1

Once a Father asked to his son €œDo u know who is Sania Mirza€
Son reply €œTennis Player€
Second ques from Father €œDo u know who is Mallika Sherawat? €
Son Reply €œPenis Player€

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Mallika Sherawat ke marne ke baad uski kabr parr likha hoga €“ €œBechari Pehli baar akeli soyi hai€

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Mallika Sherawat ko airport customs counter par check karte huye pucha €œMatchbox me kya hai?€
Mallika Sherawat ne jawab diya €œPareshan mat karo. Is me mere kapde hain, aur kya?

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Reporter say to mallika-subah uuth ke sabse pahle aap kya karti hai.?
Mallika reply- subah uthkar sabse pahle main apne ghar chali jati hoon

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On KBC Mallika was on HotSeat,
AMITABH :-Mallika,What you like most in KBC?
Mallika: Fastest finger first

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What is Mallika Sherawat€™s method of taking revenge?
It€™s tits for tat

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Mallika says to Emran Hashmi€¦. chahe dunia jitni bhi kare hamare pyar ki birodh, hamare pyar ki raksha karegi super deluxe nirodh..

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Mallika sherawat€™s patriotic song :
€œab tumhare hawale badan sathiyo€¦€

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Birthday wish to Birth day boys :
Ishwar kare Hardin Aapki khushiyan Petrol Ke bhav ki badhe, aur aapke gum Mallika Seravat ke Kapdon ki tarah ghaten.

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Which are the two countries Mallika Sherawat would like to go on a vacation?
Bra€™zil and Thai€™land

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