Better Blues

Santa saw that his friend Ram Lai was very depressed. 'What happened?' asked Santa.

'Yaar, I lost Rs 800 in a bet yesterday.' 'How come?' 'Well, yesterday, the one day match between India and England was being shown live on TV I bet Rs 500 that India would win, but I lost the bet.'

'But that's only Rs 500, where did the rest go?' 'Yaar, I bet on the highlights too

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