Marriage and the Efficiency Expert

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "Don't try these techniques at home."

"Why not?" asked somebody from the audience.

"I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the fridge, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, "You're wasting too much time. Why don't you try carrying several things at once?" "

Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked.

"Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in ten."

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Salary in Kisses

Letter from Husband to Wife 

Dear Sweetheart,

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart

Your husband

Wife's Response 

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items ...........

5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!

Your Sweet Heart

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The Proposal

A Desi chap was deeply in love with a pretty foreign girl, whom he wanted.
But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided
to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of
proposal to her.
    

HE WROTE :

        Most worthy of your estimation
        after a long consideration
        and much mediation.
        I have a strong indication
        to become your relation.
        As to my educational qualification,
        it is no exaggeration or fabrication
        that I have passed my matriculation examination;
        no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation.
        What do you say to the solemnisation
        of our marriage celebration
        according to the glorification of modern civilisation
        and with a view to the expansion
        of the population of present generation.
    
        On your approbation of the application,
        I shall make preparation to improve my situation,
        and if such obligation is worthy of consideration
        it will be our argumentation of the joy and
        exaltation of our joint dissimilation.
    
        Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion,
    
        To remain victim of your fascination.

    
SHE WROTE :
    
        Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,
    
        Congratulation for your lengthy narration
        of course full of affection aimed at an affiliation
        for a combination which on examination
        I find is a fine presentation of your ambition.
    
        You have passed your matriculation with little preparation,
        what about my graduation after a long botheration,
        so improve situation in education
        and make an application by acquisition
        of post graduation and minimum qualification
        for the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation
        undergo beautification.
    
        Further strict observation of the following conditions is the
        regulation for the determination of our relation.
    
        1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my connection.
    
        2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim
           of any fascination and,
    
        3. Procreation must not be your recreation.
    
        In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of
        paper conversation.
    
        I Remain,
    
        Unaffected by your affection.

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Difference between Davaa and Daaru

Whats the diff between Davaa and Daaru?

Davaa is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daruu is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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Khushiyan kya hoti hai?

Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hai?

Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.

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Difference between Love and Arranged Marriage

Love aur arranged marrige me kya farq (difference) hai?

Simple, Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..

Aur

Aranged marrige me kisi aur ki girlfriend se!

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