The Ventriloquist

A Marwadi guy and a Gujarati guy went out to a very expensive restaurant for dinner one night.

Finally, the waiter came over and asked,

"Who should I give the check to?"

The Marwadi guy said,

"Give it to me. I'll take care of everything."

"Fine," said the waiter.

The next day the headlines read: 'Gujrarati Ventriloquist Strangled to Death'

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