You know your parents are desi when...Part 2

You know your parents are desi when.......

  1. The famous: "hamburger, no meat, water, no ice, 3 cups, and 18 ketchups please"
  2. Talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house etc, etc.
  3. Loading up the family car with as many indians as possible when it's a "pay per car" entrance fee.
  4. Renting movies and splitting the cost with 2 other families and having the last family return it.
  5. Taking 30-45 minutes deciding which indian movie to watch when it only costs 25 cents!...then asking for a refund when it sucks.
  6. When you see a bath pail in a stand-up shower or tub
  7. When everyone gets the same Christmas present...a "buy one get one free" special
  8. When people show up late to a function...just in time for the food!
  9. Plastic covers anything new in your parents' house whether it is the remote control to the VCR or the new livingroom couch.
  10. Your parents only face straight when driving with both hands on the steering wheel and notice nothing but the road in front of them.

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