Calcutta Jokes

Q :  What does a Calcuttan who has a lot of time do? And what
     does a hurrying Calcuttan do?
A :  The one with a lot of time takes some public
     transport(bus/tram). The Calcuttan in a hurry would walk.

Q :  Why are Metro commuters like Dawood Ibrahim?
A :  Because they are underground.

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