You know your parents are desi when...Part 2

You know your parents are desi when.......

  1. The famous: "hamburger, no meat, water, no ice, 3 cups, and 18 ketchups please"
  2. Talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house etc, etc.
  3. Loading up the family car with as many indians as possible when it's a "pay per car" entrance fee.
  4. Renting movies and splitting the cost with 2 other families and having the last family return it.
  5. Taking 30-45 minutes deciding which indian movie to watch when it only costs 25 cents!...then asking for a refund when it sucks.
  6. When you see a bath pail in a stand-up shower or tub
  7. When everyone gets the same Christmas present...a "buy one get one free" special
  8. When people show up late to a function...just in time for the food!
  9. Plastic covers anything new in your parents' house whether it is the remote control to the VCR or the new livingroom couch.
  10. Your parents only face straight when driving with both hands on the steering wheel and notice nothing but the road in front of them.

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You know your parents are desi when...Part 3

You know your parents are desi when.......

  1. They have one of these three cars, an Olds Cutlass Ciera, a Honda Accord or a Toyota Camry. (Sindhi's drive a Lexus or a Mercedes.)
  2. When family friends come over, you have ten conversations going on in the same room at the same time very loudly.
  3. You eat dinner on the floor covered with newspapers when company comes over.
  4. Your parents tell you to not care what your friends think but they won't let you do certain things because of what the other "Uncles and Aunties" will think.
  5. You've never owned white clothing because it will be hard to take stains out of it. (That's what mom says.)
  6. You have a collection of used wrapping paper and bows that have been saved for re-use.
  7. Your bio-data and picture have been circulated more than your resume.
  8. Your parents won't let you attend college outside of your hometown because you might actually date members of the opposite sex!

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Desi Jokes Collection 2

Ramu : Yeh "AUTOMATICALLY" kya hota hai

Bhola : Tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab AUTO mein koi Ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI


Mahesh ko electric chair par bita kar mauth ki sazaa sunai gayi.

Jallad : Tumhari aakhri iccha kya he?

Mahesh : Mujech dar lag raha he, mere hath pakad lo.

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Desi Jokes Collection 1

Om Shanti Om ka dialogue students ke andaz me

Itni shiddat se maine pas hone ki koshish ki hai,
K har teacher ne muje marks na dene ki sazish ki h,
agar tum kisi papr me pas hona chahate ho,
to sari kaynanta tume usme pas karane me lag jati hai,
ye xams b hindi flimo ki tarah hi hote hai,
end tk sab kuch acha ho jata hai

Aur agar aisa na hota to xams abi khatam nahi hua

Ek aur saal bahi hai mere dost!


Toot gayi mere dil ki deewar brick by brick

Toot gayi mere dil ki deewar brick by brick


Chutki me chipkaye FEVIWIK



Finishing d paper & coming out of the exam hall and asking





"Kuan sa subject that woh?"


Teacher: What is ur caste?

Student: Pehle hum Singh they,
Fir Rajput hue,
Fir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi,
aage Mummy ki marzi


Whats the diff between Dava Daru?

Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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God's Address

A poor man sat begging outside a temple.

In the name of Bhagwan give this hungry man some money to fill his belly,? he cried. "Bhagwan will bless you."

But the devotees gave him very little. In disgust the beggar left the temple and sat outside a country liquor shop.

"A few paise in the name of Bhagwan" he whined.

As customers came out of the shop in high spirits, many dropped rupee notes in his bowl.

Thanking God, the beggar said: "Hey Bhagwan, truly inscrutable are thy ways! You give one address but live in another"

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The Winter of 2057

Two astrologers met each other in the street on a particularly cold and bitter day.

"Terrible winter we're having" muttered one.

"Yes" replied the other.

It reminds me of the winter of 2057.

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