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Lord Indra and the Sindhi

Once Lord Indra arranged a meeting of all Indian Community leaders. One by one he was receiving every Community Leader, every time one community leader came, Indra respectfully stood up and greeted them. When it was the Sindhi leaders turn Indra didn't get up and quickly said "Ok Ok! Nice to meet you! Go and take your seat!"

Now everybody was surprised that Indra respected every community except the Sindhi Leader who represented the cream of business society.
Out of curiosity someone asked "Lord Indra, Why is it you showed respect for everyone except the Sindhi Leader? You never stood up for him?"

Lord lndra replied, 'l respect him but if I stand up and greet him he will sit on my chair?

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Cow on the tracks

A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally  it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a TT walking by outside. "What's going on?" she yells out of the window.

'Cow on the track!" replies the TT'.

Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace. Within five minutes however, it stops again. The woman sees the same TT walk by again. She leans out the window and yells,

'What happened? Did we catchup vvith the cow again?'

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Hotel Keral-fonia


On the road to Trivandrum
Coconut oil in my hair
Warm smell of avial
Rising up through the air

Up ahead in the distance
I sew a bright pink tube-light
My tummy rumbled, l felt weak and thin
I had to stop for a bite

There he stood in the doorway
Flicked his mundu in style
And l was thinking to myself

I don't like look of his sinister smile
Then he lit up a petromax
Muttering "No Power today"
More Mallus down the corridor
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel Kerala
Such a lousy place, (such a lousy place etc.) .

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Desi PJs


Q: What did the Lonely Banana say?
A: I'm A"kela".

Q: What did the Green Peas say?
A: Nothing. They just "Mutter"ed.

Q:What did the Potato say when it answered the phone?
A: "Aaloo?"

Q: Where do Cauliflowers hang out?
A: In the Gobi desert.

Q: What did the Flower say to its Girl-friend?
A: Why do "Phools" fall in love?

Q: What did the confused Egg say?
A: I don't "Unda"-Stand.

Q: What do Shrimps sing on Christmas?
A: "Jhinga" Bells.

Q: What did the Half-eaten Naan say?
A: I wish I was a "Puri".

Q: What did the Lonely Potato sing?
A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"

Q: What Language do Carrots speak?
A: Gajar-ati.

Q: What did the first Pizza slice say to the other Pizza
slice so it would  move?
A: Pizza - "HUT

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Desi Love Letter

Johnny Mera Naam
Piya Ka Ghar
Choukee No. 11
Teesri Manzil
China Town

Date: Nav Do Gyarah

My Dear 'Anamika':

You must be surprised to receive this 'Prem Patra' from me. Let me make my 'Pahechan' to you as 'Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge'. Though I am an 'Awaara', I am also your 'Deewana'.

I am making you a 'Prarthna' to enter my 'Zindagi' as a 'Priyatama'. Even though I do not have any 'Sambandh' with you, I still consider you as my 'Dream Girl' with 'Lal Dupatta Malmal Ka'. There are only 'Do Raaste' left for me. One is to get your love by 'Tyag' or to go the 'Rangeela' way.

Wouldn't you like to be 'Mere Jeevan Saathi' as you are 'Lakhon Mein Ek'? I also hope that you will 'Guide' me in 'Bahar' as we are made for 'Ek Duje Ke Liye'.

We will live in 'Naya Zamana' where we will have a 'Suhana Safar'. In this 'Himalay Ki God Mein', our 'Bandhan' is going to be tied with 'Preet Ki Dor'. I hope that we will have nothing but 'Anand' in 'Ye Dillagi'.

Aren't you bored of 'Akele Hum Akele Tum' life? Let this 'Baazigar' be your 'Boy Friend' and we start 'Pehli Mohabbat'. This 'Chahat' is going to lead to a 'Milan' where you are going to call me everyday for 'Aao Pyar Karen'.

Now, 'Phir Kab Miloge' as 'Tumse Accha Kaun Hein'? As you know my love is 'Himalay Se Uncha' and hopefully our 'Mulakat' will be 'An Evening in Paris'. 'Aa Gale Lag Jaa'!

'Hum Aapke Hain Koun...?'

'Prem Pujari'

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