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Aati Kya Khandala

Hindi:

      He : Aye kya bolti tu?

      She: Aye kya main bolun?

      He : Sun 

      She: Suna

      He : Aati kya Khandala?

      She: Kya karun aakey main khandala?

      He : Ghumenge, phirenge, naachenge, gayenge. aaish karenge aur

  kya?

  Kashmiri:

      H: heey, kya chaakh wannan;

      S: heev, kya bhe wanneyyyy;

      H: booz;

      S: wanoo;

      H: pakha telle khandala;

      S: kya karee weeteth bhe khandala;

      H: pherevhey,nachevhey,geevevhey,khevevhey,eesh karav,beyy kya??

                  

      Bengali:

      H: ei ki bolis tui;

      S: ei ki ar boli;

      H: son;

      S: sona;

      H: jabi ki khandala??

      S: ki kori giye khandala;

      H: are, ghurbo phirbo nachbo gaibo maja korbo ar ki;

Marathi:

      H: Aye kay tu mhantes?;

      S: aye kay me mhanhu?

      H: aik;

      S: aikav;

      H: yetes ka khandala?;

      S: kay karu yevon me khandala?;

      H: bhatkuya, phiruya, gavuya, nachuya, aish karuya. aankhen kay?

 

Telugu:

      H: Aye,yemantaavu?

      S: Aye, Yem cheppaali?

      H: Vinu,

      S: Cheppu;

      H: Vastaava Khandala??

      S: Yem Cheddam velli manam Khandala?

      H: Thirugudaam, Aadudhaam, Paadudaam, Ganthulu Yeddaam Inkemi?



Punjabi:

      H: a ke boldi tu;

      S: a ke mein bolan;

      H: sunh; 

      S: sunha;

      H: aande aein khandala;

      S: ke karain ae ke mein khandala;

 

Kannada:

      H: Aye, Yenanti Nee?

      S: Aye, Naanu Yenu Anali?

      H: Kelu,

      S: Helu;

      H: Barteeya Khandala?

      S: Yenu Maadali Naa bandu Khandala?

      H: Thirugona, Kuniyona, Hadona, Aadona, Majaa Madona... Innenu?



Sindhi:

      H: Aye cha ti chaven?       

      S: aye cha maan chavan?

      H: budh;

      S: buhay;

      H: achiti cha khandala?

      S: cha kayan achi maan khandala?

      H: ghumandasi, phirandasi, gayendasi, aaish kandasi, byo cha?



  Gujarati:

      H: Aye su bole tu?

      S: aye hun su bolu?

      H: sambhad;

      S: sambhdav

      H: aavechey ke khandala?

      S: su karu aavene khandala?

      H: ghumsu, pharsu, khavsu,peevsu, aaish karsu. beeju su?  



Magahi (BIHARI):

      H: A ki bolahin too,

      S: A kya boliyuow hum,

      H: Sun

      S: sunaow

      H: Aaimahi ki khandala;

      S: Ki kariaow aake hum khandala;

      H: Gumbai Phirbai aish karbai aur ki,



English:

      H: Aye what do you say?

      S: Aye what should I say?

      H: Listen.

      S: Tell.  

      H: Coming kya khandala?

      S: What do I do coming to khandala?

      H: We'll roam, we'll sing we'll dance we'll do aish. what else?

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