Ajit Jokes

Misc Ajit Jokes - 9

 Ajit: Raabert, is bail kaa stool test karo.
 Raabert: Stool, boss ?
 Ajit: Aakhir pataa chale ki ye bullshit kya cheez hai.


 

 Scene: Ajit get's hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.
 Ajit: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara
 rang laga do.
 Maikal: Lekin kyon baas?
 Ajit: Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise
 range haathon pakad legi. he he he....

 



 Scene: Raabert and Ajit go for shikar...Raabert spots a peacock...
 Raabert: Boss....more.. more...
 Ajit picks up the peacock, shoots it and says...
 Ajit : Nomore !

 


 Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen ?
 Ajit : ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo... pulees samjhegi sui-cide
 hua hai.

 



 Peter: bass yeh aadmi to kuchh boal hee nahin rahaa...
 Ajit: Ise revolving chair pe bitha do, pataa to lage chakkar kya hai.

 


 Ajit: Mona, tum Toni se shaadi mat karnaa, bahut mona-toni ho jaegi.

 


 Ajit: Raabert, dayna (Diana) ko kuch khatta pila do.
 Robert: kyu boss ?
 Ajit: Bewkoof, woh dayna se daynasour ho jayegi, phir extinct kar dena.

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