Ajit Jokes

Misc Ajit Jokes - 8

Robert: aur boss..iska kya karen ?
Ajit:Ise hamlet poison khilado...sochta rahega, to be or not to be !

 

 Scene: Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy
 Ajit: "Raabert, Ise varnish mein daal do, saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish
 bhi aa jaayegi.



 Bob: Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek ho raha hai.
 Ajit: Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padegak.!

 

 Scene: Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy
 Ajit: "Raabert, Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal doo. Saale ko
 Society jeene nahin degea aur security isse marne nahin degea.

 


 Scene: Raabert and Ajit are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a hole
 and water starts coming inside. Raabert is perplexed !
 Raabert: Boss ab kya hoga ??
 Ajit: Raabert Ek aur hole bana do , aur ek hole me IN aur doosre me out
 lik do . Ek hole se paani ander aayega aur doosre se bahar chale
 jayega !!

 


 Scene: Ajit is worried about something. Robert is facing him.
 Ajit: Shanker kaal bahuth bada maal Versova beach per aane wala hain.....
 A pause.....
 Tum chootti le lo.


 Scene: Raabert had twins and comes to the "Boss".....
 Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
 Ajit : Ek ka naam rakho Peter....
 Raabert: boss or doosre ka ?
 Ajit: Repeater.

 

 


 Scene: Raabert had triplet and comes to the "Boss".....
 Raabert: Boss, mera teen bachche ka keya naam shoche hein aap?
 Ajit: Ek Naam rakhkho, Peter, Repeater aur Wang Chung.
 Raabert: Teesra ka naam "Wang Chung" kiu boss???!!!
 Ajit: Beokuf, tumhe malum nehi...is prithwi me paida hone waalaa har teesra bachcha Chinese hota hai.

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