Ajit Jokes

Misc Ajit Jokes - 6

 Raabert: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si teen chiz sabse jahyahda pasand hein boss?
 Ajit: Ek Mona, Doosra Sona, aur Tisra, Mona ke saath Sona

 


 Peter: Boss? Sona kahan hei?
 Ajit: Tum chahe jahan bhi sona, lekin mujhe to Mona darling ke saath sona!

 

 Scene: Ajit spots one of his is enemies...
 Ajit: Maikal, woh jo admi ghadi pahne tumhe nazar aarahaa hai, woh hamara mehman hai.
 Tum ja kar uske doosre hath mein bhee gadhi pahna do...phir woh do ghadi ka mehman ho jayega !

 

 

 Scene: Ajit is escaping with his men in a helicopter...
 Ajit: Kuch hee der mein hamara helicopter hindustan ki sarhadon ke pare
 door birmingham mein hoga. Wahaan tumhe ek kaale rang ki sioorlett
 (cheverlett) nazar aayegi. Wo tumhe signal degee...on..off..on..off
 Raabert : Boss..hamara signal kya hoga ?
 Ajit : bewkoof...off..on..off..on...

 

 Raabert: Boss? Is kaa kyaa kare boss?
 Ajit: Rawbert! Is pille ko liquid oxygen me daal do. Liquid ise jeene
 nahi dega, aur oxygen ise marne nahi dega.

 

 Peter: Boss? aur is pille ka kyaa kare boss?
 Ajit: Peter! Is saale ko super-conductor me daal do, saala bus mein
 ticket dete-dete thak jayega.

 


 Peter: Boss is saale ka kya karen ?
 Ajit: Ise microprocessor mein daal do...BIT by BIT marega ! More Ajit Jokes
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