Ajit Jokes

Misc Ajit Jokes - 5

     Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen ?
     Ajit : ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo... pulees samjhegi sui-cide
             hua hai.


     Peter: bass yeh aadmi to kuchh boal hee nahin rahaa...
     Ajit: Ise revolving chair pe bitha do, pataa to lage chakkar kya hai.

    

     Ajit: Mona, tum Toni se shaadi mat karnaa, bahut mona-toni ho jaegi.


     Ajit: Raabert, dayna (Diana) ko kuch khatta pila do.
     Robert: kyu boss ?
     Ajit: Bewkoof, woh dayna se daynasour ho jayegi, phir extinct kar dena

 


     Mickey Mouse: Ajit, Muzhe Ramayan padhnee hai.
     Ajit: Raabert, isse wall peh chipka do
     Raabert: yeh kyon baas?
     Ajit: Taaki yeh waal-mickey kehlaygaa aur usse Ramayan apne aap samazh me ayegee!

 


      Scene: Ajit murders a man.
      Ajit: Raabert, Is aadmi ko Hero Honda ki tank mein dal do.
      Raabert: kyon baas?
      Ajit: Fill it,shut it,forget it!



      Boss: Raabert!
      Rab: Yes, bass?
      Boss: Yeh "bus" mei kuch hawa daal do.
      Rab: Lekin, kyon bass?
      Boss: Yeh bus "Airbus" ban jayega.



      Robert: boss, China se Mr. Hu aayee hain.
      Ajit: Goli maar do. Hu mar jaane par humor ban ke sab ko hasaayenge.

 

      Scene: Ajit thouroughly disgusted with Mona da..arrling's typing.
      Ajit: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
      Raabert: Magar kyoon baas?
      Ajit: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.
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