Ajit Jokes

Misc Ajit Jokes - 4

     Scene: Ajit is worried about something. Robert is facing him.
     Ajit: Shanker kaal bahuth bada maal Versova beach per aane wala hain.....
            A pause.....
            Tum chootti le lo.



     Scene: Raabert had twins and comes to the "Boss".....
     Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
     Ajit : Ek ka naam rakho Peter....
     Raabert: boss or doosre ka ?
     Ajit: Repeater.



     Scene: Raabert had triplet and comes to the "Boss".....
     Raabert: Boss, mera teen bachche ka keya naam shoche hein aap?
     Ajit: Ek Naam rakhkho, Peter, Repeater aur Wang Chung.
     Raabert: Teesra ka naam "Wang Chung" kiu boss???!!!
     Ajit: Beokuf, tumhe malum nehi...is prithwi me paida hone waalaa har teesra bachcha Chinese hota hai.


     Ajit: Raabert, is bail kaa stool test karo.
     Raabert: Stool, boss ?
     Ajit: Aakhir pataa chale ki ye bullshit kya cheez hai.


     Scene: Ajit get's hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.
     Ajit: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do.
     Maikal: Lekin kyon baas?
     Ajit: Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi. he he he....



     Scene: Raabert and Ajit go for shikar...Raabert spots a peacock...
     Raabert: Boss....more.. more...Ajit picks up the peacock, shoots it and says...
     Ajit : No more !


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