Ajit Jokes

Misc Ajit Jokes - 3

     Peter: Boss? aur is pille ka kyaa kare boss?
     Ajit: Peter! Is saale ko super-conductor me daal do, saala bus mein ticket dete-dete thak jayega.


     Peter: Boss is saale ka kya karen ?
     Ajit: Ise microprocessor mein daal do...BIT by BIT marega !


      Robert: aur boss..iska kya karen ?
      Ajit:Ise hamlet poison khilado...sochta rahega, to be or not to be !



     Scene: Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy
     Ajit: "Raabert, Ise varnish mein daal do, saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish bhi aa jaayegi.
 


      Bob: Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek ho raha hai.
      Ajit: Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padegak.!


      Scene: Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy
      Ajit: "Raabert, Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal doo. Saale ko Society jeene nahin degea aur security isse marne nahin degea.



      Scene: Raabert and Ajit are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a hole and water starts coming inside. Raabert is perplexed !
      Raabert: Boss ab kya hoga ??
      Ajit: Raabert  Ek aur hole bana do , aur ek hole me IN aur doosre me out lik do . Ek hole se paani ander aayega aur doosre se bahar chale  jayega !!

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