Ajit Jokes

Misc Ajit Jokes - 11

Robert: Boss , Sona kahan hai ?  ( Where is the Gold ? )
Ajit: Kahin par bhi so jao Robert !!


(Scene -  Robert gets a sidey to Ajit.)
Robert: Boss, humne sidey ko pakad liya
Ajit: Ise maar ke pulees station ke saamne rakh do.
Aur iske badan par ek sui chubha do.
Robert: Par sui kyon, baass!
Ajit: Bewakoof! Pulees yeh samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai!



Robert: Boss, mere teen bacche hue. Unko kya naam doon?
Ajit: Ek ka naam rakhna Peter, doosre ka Maikal,
aur teesre ka Cha Ling Chu.
Robert: Par Cha Ling Chu kyoon?
Ajit: Bewakoof, duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai!




Ajit: Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Robert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega.
Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Robert: Yes Boss.
Ajit: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards,
tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai .......



(Scene -  Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy.)
Ajit: "Robert, Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal do.
Saale ko Society jeene nahin degi aur security marne nahin degi.




(Scene -  Robert and Ajit are in a boat.  The boat suddenly springs
a hole and water starts coming inside.  Robert is perplexed !)

Robert: Boss ab kya hoga ??
Ajit: Robert Ek aur hole bana do, aur ek hole me IN
aur doosre me OUT likh do.  Ek hole se paani ander aayega
aur doosre se bahar chala jayega !!


(Scene -  Ajit get's hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.)
Ajit: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath
mein hara rang laga do.
Maikal: Lekin kyon baas?
Ajit: Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi. he he he....

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