Ajit Jokes

Misc Ajit Jokes - 10

   
Ajit: "Mona daarrling, tum nahane jao. Michael tum bhi saath jao. Aur mere King Cobra ko lekar uske daanth ki safai bhi kar
do."
"Mona daaling, tum Tony ke saath math jao. Agar jaogi to tum, MonaTony ho jaogi. Lisa ke saath jao aur MonaLisa ban jao. Lisa
daaarrling. Come here baby. Abhey Micheal, idhar aa jao. In
babiyon ko lekar apne estate bungalow pahuncho."



Ajit: "Raabert, isko Great Wall of China le jaakar phansi mein laga do, great 'wall hanging' ban jayegi"




Ajit: "Is ex-Miss India ko Middle East lekar maar daalo. Marne ke baath bhi will not rest in peace.

        Nahin to Hemendra Godbole ka crossword puzzle ka anagram clue de do, uska 'real fun' se 'funeral' ho jayega."



Ajit: "Shut up Raabert, main sub jhanta hoon. Magar I wanted to
       get it straight out of the horse's mouth. Ha ha haa. Yeh dekho
      'dishooom' 'disshhooom' --- bechara Billoo mar gaya.
       Raabert, Yeh hai the actual horse's 'mauth'."



Ajit: "Magar Raaaabert, mard aur mouse mein ek pharak hai"
Raabert: "Woh kyaa hai baaaasss ?"
Ajit: "Kuch mardon ko 'Mousiji' hoti hai, magar mouse ko kabhi 'mardji' nahin hoti."


"Robert, Harshad Mehta the Bull ka stool test karaao"
"Kyon boss?"
"Pata to chale akhir ye Bullshit kya hota hai"




Ajit: Maikal, ise liquid helium mein daal ke 440 V pass kar do.
Phir yeh superconductor ban jaayega, aur zindagi bhar ticket kaat-ta reh jaayega.



Maikal: Baaas, yeh aadmi to kuch bol hi nahin raha hai. Kya karen ?
Ajit: Ise revaalving chair mein daal do. Pata chal jaayega chakkar kya hai.
 

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