Ajit Jokes

Misc Ajit Jokes - 1

There are some of popular Ajit jokes. 


     Robert: Boss, China se Mr. Hu aayee hain.
     Ajit: Goli maar do. Hu mar jaane par humor ban ke sab ko hasaayenge.

 

    Scene:  Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling's typing.
    Ajeet:  Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
    Raabert:  Magar kyoon baas ?
    Ajeet:  Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.

 

    Ajeet:  Raabert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur debugger starrt kar do.
    Raabert:  Lekin kyoon, baas?
    Ajeet:  Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.

 

    Ajeet:  Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
    Raabert:  Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai.
    Ajeet:  Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega.  Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
    Raabert:  Yes Boss.
    Ajeet:  (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai .......

   

    Scene:  Ajeet comes to know about the traitor in his gang.
    Ajeet:  Raabert, ise ShamePain mein daal tho, agar Shame se nahi mara to Pain se mar jayega.

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