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Shirish Kunder SRK Slap Top Tweets

 

Shirish Kunder SRK Slap Top Tweets

On Jan 30th 2012, Twitterverse in India went crazy with tweets on the news that Shahrukh Khan had slapped Shirish Kunder. Shirish Who, you ask? Shirish Kunder is probably better known as the husband of Farah Khan and he is the creator of movies like Tees Maar Khan and Jaan-E-Man. Unfortunately for him, he will still be remembered as Farah Khan's husband or the guy SRK slapped. Here is a collection of some funny tweets I came across (with due credit)

@mohit_ak: So wait did Shirish Kunder say "thapad se dar nahi lagta sahib, farah khan se lagta he"  

@diogeneb: With his swollen face, Shirish Kunder will now come out with 'Being Hanuman' t-shirts  

@rameshsrivats SRK & Sanjay Dutt? Shirish Kunder must have been seeing stars.

@Joydas Shirish Kunder said something about Ra.One. In Response SRK MaRa.One

@Diggy_Singh So now Shirish Kunder and Sreesanth can get together and talk about how it felt like getting slapped by a more famous person :)

@CilemaSnob: After two back to back duds, Shirish Kunder finally has a Hit. Congrats. You have arrived!

@rameshsrivats I'm sure SRK just slapped in the air, close to Shirish Kunder's face, and loudly said, "dishoom".

 

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International Beer Day Desi Tweets #liquourmovies


International Beer Day Desi Tweets #liquourmovies

August 5th, 2011 was International Beer Day and it started a flurry of tweets in India with the hash tag #liquormovies with folks renaming popular Hindi movies into movies with an alcoholic theme.

@hussync_in - Bewde Bottle Le Jayenge Sanam

@vickasbindaas - Azab Daaru ka Gazab nasha.

@hussync_in - Kabhie Whiskey Kabhie Rumm!

@hussync_in - Peena Isika Naam Hai!

@amithpanchal - Bewda no. 1

@myth_vin - Beer Belly

@YogiBabaKamde - RumLao Jaan

@yashpgandhi - Hum hai rahi bar ke

More tweets below

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Indianised Musicians Tweets #IndianisedMusicians

 

In July 2011, someone started a hashtag for Indianized Musicians and this trend for most of the day. Here is a sampling of some of the better ones. I did not put any one that was just a literal translation to Hindi like "Kaam Par Aadmin (Men at Work)" as most of them were not really funny.

@GhantaGuy Bhootni Spears #IndianisedMusicians

@FarahSayyed Dubey Brothers

@govind16  Luda Krishna

@mehrzee  Mai ka Laal Jai kishan #IndianizedMusicians #IndianisedMusicians

@indumouly  Tony Bhanot. #IndianisedMusicians

@vjsub  Iyer Supply #IndianizedMusicians

@thetanmay lady ghagra #IndianizedMusicians

@RajneeshKapoor Lady Sasa Rere Gaga #IndianisedMusicians

@SlipperySadhoo: Lady ReRe & Lady MaMa. Shorter and taller versions of Lady GaGa respectively. #indianisedmusicians

 

@atulkasbekar 'Jhelo'. #IndianisedMusicians

@spydruler Backstreet Bai's #indianisedmusicians

@smellmyarmpits Dr. De, Arctic Maa Ki, Van Helen, Muthalika, Salim Dion #indianisedmusicians

@TheBigDowg Shaani Twain. #IndianisedMusicians

@dhonghi_baba: Vikram aur Beatles #indianisedmusicians

@rplusk_: Jagjeet Timberlake #Indianisedmusicians

@mehrzee: JagDeep Purple #IndianisedMusicians

@iam_a_myth: Pink Faluda #indianisedmusicians

@unfairandlovely Saxena Pistols

@PunsNProses Udas Priest #IndianisedMusicians

@AmusedDouche Paan Staind #IndianisedMusicians

@AmusedDouche Run BMC

@kickasswriter Elton Meri Jaan #IndianisedMusicians

@deathbypj Justin Babbar #IndianisedMusicians

@punkdrunkmonkey Saandgarden #IndianisedMusicians

I am mentioning the handles of the people who appeared to have posted the tweet.


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Fake National Film Awards


Fake National Film Awards

On May 19th 2011, the 58th National Film Awards were announced in India which sent the Twitter world abuzz with the results. Needless to say, it also sparked some funny tweets and a hashtag #FakeNationalAwards

@RJShrey Shiney Ahuja wins one for his home production "Maid In India".

@BollywoodGandu
Breaking: Poonam Pandey gets National KLPD Award

@JayKay Anu Malik wins one for original Sound Track for all his music last year. Pritam was given a complimentary prize

@flamboychetan
Kangana Ranaut wins national award for best dialogues in English.

@BollywoodGandu
Breaking: @udaychopra wins National Award for not releasing any movies this year.

@JayKay
Bipasha Basu wins one for her musical based on Amar-Ch(ar)itra Katha. Titled "Amar Sing'hahahaha".

@flamboychetan 
Shahrukh khan wins best child actor award for My name is khan.

@Fraud_Mallu
Mimoh Chakraborty wins one for haunting us in 3D. #FakeNationalAwards

@nayakgirin
S.M Krishna gets the National Award for best dialogue delivery in a foreign language.

@gkhamba
Breaking: Sonakshi Sinha wins national award for best forehead that can be substituted for an aircraft runway.

@gkhamba
Breaking: Katrina Kaif wins national award for best sex scene with a mango


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Sidhuisms - More one liners from Sidhu

  1. A girl born beautiful is half married
  2. In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left!
  3. Harbhajan (when batting) could be a windmill with a single blade during a hurricane,
  4. Strutting around wicket as 'proud as peacock'
  5. Still waters run deep. The Indians were so still in the 3rd test that they ran into deep oceans
  6. Ganguly moves so slowly on the field like Jack of 'Jack n Jill' who goes to fetch pail of runs for the opposition
  7. Umpires are like traffic police -the techniques they use to give a decision are outdated
  8. Flip the coin and there is no head or tail. (India plays the cricket without any aim)
  9. A barking dog is better than a sleeping Lion, so go on Indians, Bark aloud! and let everyone hear you louder!!! The dog that barks last, barks best
  10. S.Ramesh's running between the wickets is like a snail going slow!
  11. He is like an Indian transistor, which does not work until you give it two slaps.
  12. If you are trying to beat India in their home, you are you trying to get milk out of an ox.
  13. Indian team is just like Indian monsoon.you just cannot predict when there will be flood & when there will be drought.
  14. The ball went soo high up in the air that it kissed an air-hostess on its way back.
  15. Rahul is like the hall of fire !!!!
  16. Ganguly has taken the cake with plum on top (ha ha ha)
  17. The ball slipped from his hands like butter from hot paratha
  18. Women are worse than wine - They intoxicate both the holder and the beholder (when a pretty young thing was shown on TV screen)
  19. For Geoffrey Boycott - a hair on head is worth two in the brush (In response to Shastri's comment "a bird in hand is worth 2 in bush" when Yohannan was carrying the bird hit by Tendulkar)

Subcategories

Twitter has become a great source for comedy, sarcastic remarks, puns and other forms of entertainment. In this section of the website, I will try and put together a collection of some funny tweets on various topics. I will acknowledge the writer of the tweet where possible.

Munna Bhai and Circuit have become household names in India thanks to the popularity of their two hit movies "Munna Bhai MBBS" and "Lage Raho Munna Bhai". This has sparked off some Munna Bhai jokes which are listd in this category.  If you have an interesting joke, please submit it here.


This category contains popular Bihari Jokes. If you have any popular Bihari Jokes to submit, please submit it here.


This category contains funny videos from India as seen on Youtube or Google Videp. If you have any popular desi videos submit, please submit it here.


This section of the website contains popular Desi SMS jokes. If you have an popular desi SMS joke to submit, please submit it here.

Santa Kumar and Banta Kumar are two fictitious characters and these jokes are about them.

Khushwant Singh is a prominent Indian novelist and journalist. Singh's weekly column, "With Malice towards One and All", carried by several Indian newspapers, is among the most widely-read columns in the country.

An important Indo-Anglian novelist, Singh is best known for his trenchant secularism,his humor, and an abiding love of poetry. His comparisons of social and behavioral characteristics of Westerners and Indians are laced with acid wit. He served as editor of several well-known literary and news magazines, as well as two major broadsheet newspapers, through the 1970s and 1980s.

The name that every Afghan remembers hearing about in childhood. Here is few of the
thousands of humorous and thoughtful stories about Him. His identity is being claimed by
three countries. Afghanistan, Iran and Turkey.


The stories of Nasruddin are popular because they deal with experiences of day-to-day life. He had been a tailor, a merchant, a doctor, a judge or a farmer, and he had traveled widely. Some of his stories, while narrating a funny situation describe a fact and serve as an advice for people

Rajnikant is one of the most popular actors out of India known for his on-screen super antics. While he character is human, his acts are super human and he has a large fan following not only in India but in many other countries around the world. Here is a collection of popular Rajnikant jokes.

Mallika Sherawat is a popular Bollywood actress who is popular for her item number songs and her sex-appeal.


Navjot Singh Sidhu is a former Indian cricket batsman, who took up television commentary. His commentary was popular because of  some of his crazy one-liners, now popuarly called "Sidhuisms" in India. This category of the website captures the most popular "Sidhuisms". I hope you find this sections entertaining.



These are not the Top 10 India jokes, but jokes that list the Top 10 funny things about different Indian topics such as the

  •  Top 10 Ways to Recognize a Desi Engineer
  •  Top 10 Filmi Dialogs
  •  etc

This category contains popular Indian mythological jokes. If you have any popular Indian mythological jokes to submit, please submit it here.



This category contains popular Indian Travel Jokes. If you have any popular Indian Travel Jokes to submit, please submit it here.


This category contains popular Gujju Jokes. If you have any popular Gujju Jokes to submit, please submit it here.


The Indian Political scenario is probably one of the best for humorists around the world (no, we dont have a George W Bush to make fun of, Thankfully ), but we do have our share of politicians to make fun of, Laloo Prasad Yadav comes to the fore-front. This section of the website has a collection of Desi jokes related to Laloo. 

If you have an interesting Laloo joke, please submit it here


This category contains jokes related to the Indian film industry or Bollywood. The Bollywood jokes section has Bollywood jokes, Bollywood Bloopers, Indian film jokes  etc.  If you have a Bollywood joke to submit, please submit it here.


This category contains jokes related to the Indian IT industry.


For better or for worse, most of us choose to get married, some go the "Arranged Marriage" way and some go the "Love Marriage" way.  Hope you enjoy these jokes related to India and Marriages.  This part of the website has some of his most popular Indian wedding jokes. If you have an India wedding joke to submit, please submit it here.


Ajit was a popular Hindi movie or Bollywood movie villain from the 1970s and 80s. He was know for his classic one-liners. Along with his right-hand Raabert and his love Mona Darling, he is now part of the Indian jokes folkfore. This part of the website has some of his most popular Ajit jokes. If you have an Ajit joke to submit, please submit it here.


This section contains jokes and humorous articles related to India that I could not classify into any section. If you have a India related joke that you would like to submit, you can submit it here.


Cricket is the sport that Indian's are most passionate about as its probably the only sport where we do well from time-to-time. The Indian cricket team is worshipped when it wins, but when it loses its time to bring on the jokes. This section of the site lists some of the popular jokes related to Indian cricket. I hope you find this section interesting.  If you have an interesting joke, please submit it here


The Indian Political scenario is probably one of the best for humorists around the world (no, we dont have a George W Bush to make fun of, Thankfully ), but we do have our share of politicians to make fun of, Laloo Prasad Yadav comes to the fore-front. This section of the website has a collection of jokes on Indian Politics.

If you have an interesting joke, please submit it here


This section of the website contains popular Desi jokes that are more ethnic in nature such as Gujju Jokes, Mallu Jokes, Bengali jokes, Sindhi Jokes etc. If you have an popular desi joke to submit, please submit it here.


 

 

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