Sidhuisms on Players
- Yuvraj Singh - The pied piper of Punjab!
- Harbhajan - The sardar from Jalandhar !
- On S.Ramesh's diving catch ; He flew like a bird and plucked it out of thin air.
- Sourav Ganguly is "The Burden of Calamity"
- Chris Harris ; He is a dibbly dobbly bowler.
- My idea of a bird is 36-24-36.
- Tendulkar:The genius of Tendulkar
- Andrew Flintoff: The Butcher from England.
- Agarkar:The so called great All rounder.
- Nasir Hussain:The Meanest captain I've ever seen
- Inzamam:He'll dump you in the middle of a river while taking a run.
- Sir Geoffrey Boycott:He is racing with me,in my spanking new car, on his old bike which has lost its chain.(He ain't going any where).He started at the bottom and is still there.(On his 6 consecutive wins in super selector game.)
- Indian Tail enders:Give them a long rope and they will hang themselves from it.
- Great Indian Batting line up:The potential has not be be on the paper but on the grass in the middle.
- Virender Sehwag:Today they say that he bats like Sachin but one day they will say he batted like Sehwag.
- Reetinder Singh Sodhi:Young Ricky will fight a rattlesnake and give him the first two bites!
- Muthiah Murlitharan:The wily FOX
- Rahul Dravid:His straight Drive is as straight as a candle
- Tendular(injured):A fallen light house is more dangerous then the reef.
- Deep Dasgupta; is as confused as a child in a topless bar!
- Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
- Ganguly: called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout "Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
- Eddie Nichols(The Umpire) is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
- Tendulker shot played off his toes... "he played that like a dwarf at a urinal"...
- On Harbhajan Singh brought back into The attack Gamblers they Are like Toilets BROKE one Day Flush The Next (
- Prasad;He opened him like a can of beans.
- When Atapattu ran Jayasuriya out;He has thrown him to the wolves.
- Navjot Sidhu:(on meeting the ghost 'Lilley of Limlay Castle')I was dropping bricks in my pants !!!!!!!!
- Ashish Nehra:(facing fast bowling) His legs are like an octupus jumping from a tree.
- Kaluwitharna;He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
- Dravid nicked Bond through the slips for 4 : That's Ok from Bond, in order to catch a trout you must be prepared to lose a fly.
- Martin Crowe:Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!!!
- Harbhajan's spiners are like introducing some atoms of pulvarised tobacco into nostrils of the batsmen who get out of sneezing.
Top 10 Sidhuisms
My Top 10 favorite Sidhuisms
- The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in
- Patiala...one falls and everything else falls!
- Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
- Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
- The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason
- I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for support, not illumination
- The Only Thing You Get In Life Without Trying is dandruff
- Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
- Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
- Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
- He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
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Canon Logo - Design and History
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In 1933, the original company Precision Optical Instruments lab, named their new camera Kwanon, after the Buddhist God of Mercy. The original logo shown below included the image of Kwanon with 1,000 arms and flames. Once the company found success and a world-wide market, they had to come up with a universally acceptable name. The name Canon was born in 1935 and was a perfect transition from Kwanon.
Logo Origins
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Football Commentary - US Style
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